On The 1st Day Of Christmas My Frenemy Sent To Me… A Fugly Xmas Sweater In A Pear Tree!
Christmas is the only time of year it’s acceptable to wear a fugly sweater, so why not take the opportunity and out-fugly everyone else? Sexy Jacob, our mascot, makes it slightly redeemable and also comes in a fugly tee for those who are having a summer Christmas this year.
On The 2nd Day Of Christmas My Best Mate Made Me Wear… A Christmas Mankini!
Show off what you’ve been working on all year with these hilarious Christmas Mankinis. They come in two versions: Santa or Reindeer. Perfect for your gay Christmas parties and events. If you have the balls that is!
On The 3rd Day Of Christmas My True Love Set Me Free… From This Cock Cage!
Know someone who needs to put a cage on it? Or do you enjoy being locked up and controlled? This cock cage is one of our customer favourites and will serve you well this Christmas.
On The 4th Day Of Christmas My Hook-Up Shared With Me… Foreplay In My Boardies
Combining sexy mesh with the comfort of board shorts makes for some pretty hot bathers this summer – for the beach or the bedroom!
On The 5th Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me… 5 Golden Cock Rings
All men like a firm package when playing over the silly season and there’s no reason not to go gold!
On The 6th Day Of Christmas My True Best Friend Sent To Me… 6 Sexy Jacob Tee’s
Jacob is Platooners’ sexy mascot and features on all our custom wear or, as we like to call it, Gay Couture. All designs come in tee, tank and hoodie.
On The 7th Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me… 7 Bulging Jockstraps!
Customers who buy the Footballer Lace-Up Jockstrap are never disappointed. They love the adjustable front, which takes it from comfy to tight around your cock depending on your mood. Check out the reviews!
On The 8th Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me… 8 Twinks Preparing
This male enema kit is one of our best-sellers, keeping our power bottoms clean, mean, fighting machines and our tops gagging for more.
On The 9th Day Of Christmas My Grindr Showed To Me… 9 Perky Bottoms
Looking for a pair of shorts that will make that ass look perfecto this Christmas? Look no further than these Perky Bottom Swimmers.
On The 10th Day Of Christmas… We Suddenly Realised 10 Butt Plugs Were Missing!
Not for the faint hearted, this SiliconeButt Plug comes in three sizes ensuring you’ll hit the spot!
On The 11th Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me… Sexy Mesh Briefs
Sexy to wear and barely-there, these mesh briefs will keep you cool and on display this Christmas!
On The 12th Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me… a 12-Inch Dildo Complete With Suction Cup
Enjoy yourself this Christmas with this delicious 12-inch dildo. Boasting real skin tone and texture, the heavy duty suction cup will ensure a hands free ride!