Squirt.org Unloaded Reveals The Horniest Report Of 2023
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Squirt.org is one of the world’s leading gay men’s apps for cruising and hookups and they have just launched their much-anticipated report – Squirt Unloaded!
The platform has taken raw data from their site, as well as votes from users, to create a sort of wrap-up of the year with highlights that include Horniest City of 2023, Hottest Turn-ons, The City With The Highest Percentage of Tops/Bottoms, etc. It’s our pleasure to relay this important and crucial data to DNA readers!
Best In Show – Competition
With over 70,000 votes from users, Squirt.org have completed the tallies on their competition for Squirt Unloaded and are proud to announce the winners.
Members have had their say and three particular guys have been voted the best d*cks on the platform. Congratulations to users Hraiy (#1), Jonny1223 (#2) and ReadyInFL (#3) – y’all are three hot rods that Squirt users would love to ride!
Squirt Unloaded has analysed these votes from top to bottom – talking about bottoms, these three users were voted to have the best butts. Congratulations to Swallow612 (#1), Peachy Boyy (#2) and SkinnyDips (#3)!
Content Kings – Best Content
Squirt.org didn’t make a name for themselves by hosting boring content, in fact it’s their engaging content that brings thousands of users to the site every day. So this next segment is for the best watched content in 2023!
The top five most popular Squirt articles make getting off easier and they are: Explore Yourself With 31 Masturbation Challenges (#1), The Art Of The D*ck Pic (#2), How To Prepare For Gay Anal Double Penetration (#3), Squirt.org Members Ask What Happens When You Swallow Cum (#4) and last but not least, How To Give The Ultimate Gay Handjob (#5). We think every article deserves a Pulitzer!
The Squirt.org Grabbys Award Fan Favourite winner of 2023 is Drew Sebastian – the folks couldn’t get enough of this versatile performer.
If you’re a queen who likes to watch, then here’s the top five most watched Squirt Studios scenes: F*cking My Boyfriend’s Hookup (#1), Cream My Hole (#2), Understall Crusing (#3), Body Worship (#4) and Tony Squirts (#5).
Set It To Cruise Control – Cruising Data
Cruising and casual hookups is at the heart of Squirt.org, and hence, this next segment is a long one with plenty of insightful data!
Top five most popular places to cruise: bars and clubs (#1), bathrooms (#2), beaches (#3), gyms (#4) and parks (#5).
Top cruising cities around the world: Melbourne, Australia; London, UK; Montreal, Canada and Las Vegas, USA.
Top horniest cities: Chicago, Sydney, New York, Toronto and London.
Excuse us, we’ve got to go update our travel bucket lists!
We’re engaged! – Best engagements
When it comes to platforms like Squirt.org, we’re all interested to know how other users are metering their time. Squirt Unloaded has a report of their user engagement and we’re here to relay some of the most interesting points.
For example, England is the country with the highest percentage of tops while Canada is the country with the highest percentage of bottoms. For those into more flexibility, USA has the highest perentage of versatile members.
The top five thirstiest cities respectively are Calgary, Melbourne, Auckland, Philadelphia and Dublin.
Then there’s the way users have engaged directly with the platform. Over 55,000 videos were uploaded, over 500,000 images were uploaded, over 4,700 cocktales were uploaded and there were more than 170 million messages sent this year! We gay and bi men are an active bunch that’s for sure.
What gets you going? – Hottest Turn-Ons
Perhaps one of the most anticipated categories is the hottest turn-ons list. If you’re curious to know what turns the fellas on at Squirt.org, the data speaks for itself.
The top ten most popular types in respective order are: daddies, mature, blue collar, jocks, white collar, muscles, bears, twinks, otters and tattooed. Whichever type of guy the users were into, the most popular answer to where’s the best place to hookup was: “His Place”.
The top five hottest turn-ons in respective order are: d*ck, booty, body hair, armpits and man musk. The hottest sexual attitude was submissive! The hottest kinks of 2023 in respective order are: porn, gloryholes, cum-eating, sports gear and leather.
And to cap it all off, the hottest ranked porn of 2023 in respective order is: bareback, blowjobs, threesomes, cumshots, group, public play, amateur/OnlyFans, orgies, creampie and daddies.
