Bianca Del Rio Takes “Dead Inside” Tour Down Under And Scorches DNA’s Questions!
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This is our Sexiest Man Alive issue. Who do you think is the Sexiest Man Alive?
Without a doubt Joe Biden. Oh you said alive. Ummm…let’s go with Rosie O’Donnell then.
You’ve said that Bianca isn’t sexy because she’s a clown, but Roy Haylock is sexy, right? Kissable lips, dreamy eyes…
I bought my lips and my left eye is lazy…and apparently you have cataracts.
And some people think clowns are sexy, too, don’t they?
Absolutely. They’re right up there with serial killers. I have pin-ups of both in my bedroom.
As Bianca you tuck, but when you hit the beach or the pool do you ever wear a cock ring to enhance your bulge?
No, I’d never want to draw attention away from the hump on my back. That’s my money maker! Look at my videos on PornHump.com and you’ll see why.
What is the sexiest part of a man’s body?
The sexiest part of a man’s body is definitely his ass…because that’s usually next to his wallet.
Describe the perfect kiss.
The perfect kiss is from a male who’s obedient with a long tongue. I like him to be furry, but not too furry. And a little panting is nice, but it has to be before he’s had dinner because whatever they put in dog food these days gives them terrible breath. Just to be clear, I only want kisses from real dogs. I’m not talking about that pup play stuff.
Are you a good kisser?
Ask Michelle Visage. Or RuPaul’s ass. Good enough to win a crown, I suppose.
Is there a secret to great sex?
Yes. If you pay for it, there’s no commitment and you get less complaints.
If you could commit a serious crime and get away with it, what would it be and why?
Who says I haven’t done so already? The key to getting away with it is not talking about it, so mind your business!!
If you don’t get away with it, what would be your death-row meal?
Spicy Thai curry with sriracha because the only thing that’ll be fucking me is that chair. Does curry go with electricity though? I wonder what that would smell like.
Is the world mostly kind or mostly cruel?
I think it all depends on where you live and how much you drink and who you surround yourself with and how much you drink and……wait….what was the question?
Donald Trump in 10 words…
I don’t want to get political. This is an election year, and I don’t want to influence the election with my political views. Plus, I think we’re all a bit worn out with politics. But on a personal level, I’d say bloated, orange, foul, exhausting, ignorant pig, mushroom dick….did I say bloated? Ummm…bad wig. Wait…did I just describe Donald Trump or Lady Bunny?
What causes are close to your heart?
A serious question? What kind of twisted person are you?! Animal rights. Specifically elderly dogs. My answers keep going back to Lady Bunny. That’s so strange.
Who is someone you admire?
I guess this is the part where I’m supposed to say RuPaul. RuPaul is the most wonderful person in the world. She is great. She is amazing. I love you Mama Ru. When this interview is over, remind me to check how much longer I have on that contract.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever read about yourself?
A creepy “journalist” once wrote that I have kissable lips and dreamy eyes. Talk about weird.
Are you in love?
What’s that? I’m not familiar with the term.
What breaks your heart?
I find it rather amusing that you assume I have a heart. Did you not do your research before this interview? On a serious note, what breaks my heart is cholesterol.
What’s one thing that gay men could be better?
Douching. Also communicating. But if they douche properly, then we don’t need to communicate.
What’s the best thing about performing live?
I’ve been fortunate enough to do TV, film, and funerals. Nothing beats the electric energy of a live audience. My being alive at the same helps too although I am…dead inside. *wink* *wink*
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