God bless America and the US Navy who have confirmed that one of its pilots is responsible for a giant dick that appeared in the sky.
If you’re somewhere near the northeast area of Okanogan County on Thursday you may have witnessed the crude (yet entertaining) sky art of which the Navy has since apologised for, and grounded the crew responsible.
“We hold our aircrews to the highest standards, and we do find this absolutely unacceptable,” the Navy said in a statement. “There was zero training value in that maneuver and we’re holding the crew accountable.”
Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker of the Naval Air Forces told reporters:
“The American people rightfully expect that those who wear the Wings of Gold exhibit a level of maturity commensurate with the missions and aircraft with which they’ve been entrusted. Naval aviation continually strives to foster an environment of dignity and respect. Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today.”
The most monumental thing to happen in omak. A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj
— Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017