We know this is a first world problem, but we can’t help enjoy the faux outrage that is surrounding Brooklyn based gay sex party ANONYMOUS and their decision to charge ‘bottoms’ $65 venue entry and ‘tops’ a discounted $25.
Speaking with Gay Star News, promoter Luke explained that the decision was made out of a need for “a huge ratio of tops to bottoms.”
“That’s also part of what the bottoms are paying more for,” he said, “a guaranteed high number of tops.”
“The way the party works is that bottoms volunteer as a cum-dump, they are placed into position for the entirety of the party and stay there as long as they want,” he continued.
“We wanted to keep the party more manageable for obvious safety reasons. So we used a smaller and therefore more expensive (per capita) space.”
Complaints about the entry discrepancy include allegations of “top privilege” and questioning on how the policy will be enforced.