Wait, what?! We must have missed this memo, penis contouring is now a thing? While makeup for men is widely accepted, we never thought it would go as far as below the belt.
Penis contouring is a makeup trick men can use to make their penis look bigger than what it actually is.
In a recent Youtube video, American singer-songwriter, Jeffree Star announced that he regularly contours his penis.
‘I contour my shaft a lot,’ ex[plained Jeffree, further stating that it is best to contours your penis while erect, so that when it goes flaccid it still looks big.
Not to be confused with the videos showing you how to contour with a penis. Penis contouring is all about using a highlighter to make parts appear bigger, rather than slimming things down with darker shades, whatever that means.
We’ve watched a few face contouring makeup tutorials, the time it takes to do a good job seems a lot of effort for something that will essentially be rubbed off as soon as you take your pants off.
If you are one to counter your wang, we’re happy to see your before and after dick pics showing how it works.