Man With No Penis The Most Respected In Hollywood
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If there is anything to take home from the Academy Awards, eunuchs are the most loved and respected type of man in Hollywood, according to host Jimmy Kimmel in his opening monologue.
Pointing to the life-size Oscar statue on stage Kimmel said, “Just look at him. He keeps his hands where you can see them. Never says a rude word. And most importantly, no penis at all. He is literally a statue of limitations. And that’s the kind of men we need more of in this town,” to a round of applause.
Jimmy Kimmel’s opening monologue: ‘Oscar is the most respected man in Hollywood’ pic.twitter.com/dVuoFYcmEX
— DNA Magazine (@DNAmagazine) March 5, 2018
