Nine Australian men known as the Budgie Nine have walked free from a Malaysian court this afternoon without conviction.
The group were arrested at the Grand Prix on Sunday after stripping down to Malaysian flag budgie smugglers and offending local sensibilities. DNA loves blokes in smugglers but getting the time and place right is crucial, so we’ve prepared this list of totally inappropriate places to expose your budgie.
During a Rescue
To the opera
At a dolphin beaching
In Court
Anywhere in a hospital
At a funeral
In an Afghanistan marketplace
