After gay romantic coming-of-age drama film Call Me By Your Name’s infamous ‘peach’ scene where the main character, Elio (Timothée Chalamet), uses the tropical fruit – also famously used online as an emoji for a guys butt – as a masturbation tool. Website Playboy has compiled a list of ‘better foods to stick your dick into’.
The list includes:
Banana Peels – The banana peel can fit your penis like a masturbation sleeve, offering a delightfully fleshy interior.
Dough – having sex with a giant pile of warm, rising dough is certainly creative and worth a try.
Cooked Pasta – Cook the pasta to the desired stiffness, pour into a sizeable bowl, cover the top with plastic wrap and a rubber band, cut a hole and you’re ready to go.
Watermelon – Cut a hole that’s roughly the circumference of your penis and hollow some of the melon out.
Cucumber – Find a big, thick cucumber, slice a hole and slide inside, the texture is fantastic (guess it works for both ends)
Pineapple rings – Pineapple rings already have a hole in the middle, so half the work is already done for you.
After reading this list, we’ll never look at a single man shopping for fruit in the same way again.
If you haven’t seen THAT peach scene, we found a copy on youtube below: