It’s almost too hard to believe, however, you can now buy a ‘straight pride flag’ pin on Amazon, and no one is impressed.
Despite getting the colours wrong, the hard enamel on metal pin badge with butterfly clasp fixing currently sits with a customer review rating of one out of five stars.
With the online reviews telling it as it is:
“This is a perfect gift for that homophobe who wants everyone to know s/he’s proud of centuries of murder, torture and oppression of gay, queer and trans people,” writes Frank Anjakos.
“This is basically the same as people who want white pride month,” Wrote anonymous.
Not to be confused with the straight ally flag, that has black and white stripes with a large rainbow coloured “A” (for Ally) layered on top. The straight pride flag is a gradient of black to white stripes and is used only to make fun of LGBT people.