Hey, Why Not!

DNA’s The Bulge Report: Brandon Myers

Hey, Why Not! UK reality TV star, Brandon Myers has told the UK’s Sun that his 9.5-inch long penis is “longer than a pint glass.”

“We had to do a cock-mould out of Roman pots and you see everything,” Explained to The Sun. “Little Brandon here does reach the bottom of the pot and it’s a very large pot. Bigger than a pint glass.

“When I was showering I think everyone was jaw-droppingly jealous. The girls were jealous. All the boys were mesmerised. Wowed by it. It was the talk of Ancient Rome. My briefs didn’t really fit.”

“Nicola calls it Princess,” he said, “[but] it’s not a very manly name. I call it my other leg a lot. It is my other leg. I’d like to give it quite a cool name. The producers called it a Biggus Dickus.”


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