Become the ultimate Pokémoan master

Date: 29-Jul-2016

By Troy Murphy

It is relentless! This Pokemon Go craze is becoming a pain in the butt … literally!

Etsy shop Geek Sex Toys is making Pokémon dildos and has appropriately called them PokéMOANS.

A description from the Etsy listing:

‘Bulby’ - A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.

‘Charmy’ - A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.

‘Squirty’ - A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.

‘Piky’ - This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.

If this is your ‘thing’ the limited-edition set of four will set you back about $270.00 or each one sells for around $68.00.

2 comments, 4316 views, last reply:3-Aug-2016 11:26


squirty would indeed make me squirt a load.

posted by sexydude03 on 29-Jul-2016 17:21

What a crock!

posted by gd on 3-Aug-2016 11:26

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