Caption This! Matthew McConaughey

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Date: 9-Aug-2007

Here is Matthew McConaughey 'hanging out' with some friends. We'll open up the DNA Treasure Chest for the reader who posts the best caption for this pic.

45 comments, 746 views, last reply:23-Aug-2007 12:57

Comments:

When I finish this orange I'll have my banana. Now where'd I put it?

posted by Smooch on 9-Aug-2007 9:30

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Mattys scoopin and droopin.

posted by jim45y on 18-Aug-2007 2:21

"I told my tailor FAR LEFT"

posted by jw1122 on 18-Aug-2007 5:28

"at least I ain't playing bongos this time."

posted by kjalex on 18-Aug-2007 14:28

Something just keeps weighing me down. Oh, there you are!

posted by Timmo on 18-Aug-2007 16:03

OOPS! Hope no one notices....now where is the loo...

posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:13

where is my banana?

posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:14

something is beginning to smell...

posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:15

EAT MY SHORTS!!!!

posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:17

There's a Snake In Those Shorts!!

posted by smelhus on 19-Aug-2007 3:09

"eat me......pleeeeease!".......

posted by chriso4546 on 20-Aug-2007 9:09

What banana?

posted by gd on 20-Aug-2007 12:15

"Mate, as soon as I finish this here apple i'm goin to fuck your brains out!"

posted by sonnyspoon on 20-Aug-2007 14:02

"man its's great to sit and take the load off my feet"

posted by stoobie on 20-Aug-2007 20:19

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I love the feel of cold brick on my hot ass!

posted by rattler on 21-Aug-2007 0:09

Thats IT!...My Left, Your Right!
or
"We call'em Texas Longhorns" (Give Matthew an "Ada' Boy"..Remember he's a Texas Boy!)

posted by John on 21-Aug-2007 0:49

I like my greens with a little extra dressing on the side, please.

posted by yycbg1 on 21-Aug-2007 2:37

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Hang Ten, Matt - at least!

posted by cinemattla on 22-Aug-2007 9:48

Need some heavy duty re-enforced there, don't you Matt?

posted by davidff on 23-Aug-2007 6:07

Now that's a rather big battering ram you've got there Mate, ain't it?

posted by davidff on 23-Aug-2007 6:09

AND THE WINNER IS ...

We've despatched a prize from the DNA Vault to the writer of the above caption, well done!

posted by D N A on 23-Aug-2007 12:57

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If I swallow my orange whole.....

posted by Ollie on 9-Aug-2007 10:25

He's so... man

posted by terrasouza on 9-Aug-2007 10:35

I really should find a better place to put my coin pouch!

posted by duff on 9-Aug-2007 10:55

"Wink"... Brussel Sprouts, Nah, fuit is way better!!!

posted by ruprect on 9-Aug-2007 18:32

He's been called crazy, but now we can clearly see Matthew McConaughey's nuts!

posted by Smooch on 9-Aug-2007 20:52

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Matthew shows he's big banana in Queensland!!!

posted by AJSymons on 9-Aug-2007 21:49

At last...found a place to keep the gerbils warm!!

posted by trevster on 10-Aug-2007 7:25

Boys on the Side!

posted by Meek on 10-Aug-2007 8:22

Matty's just hanging out with the guys! Or should that be hanging LOW?

posted on 10-Aug-2007 9:03

Looks like this 'camel toe' ..uh...slipped.

posted by xxrod on 10-Aug-2007 12:38

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Now we now why Penelope Cruz's smile is so wide.

posted by Joey29 on 10-Aug-2007 22:11

NOW where did I put my cellphone?

posted by frank on 11-Aug-2007 17:51

munch a bunch

posted by boredwell on 11-Aug-2007 20:17

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Now thats fruit in your mouth!

posted by boybob85 on 14-Aug-2007 4:13

Come and rub it.

posted by MelbournianLouie on 17-Aug-2007 12:28

Where's the meat in this thing ?

posted by mbj on 17-Aug-2007 16:55

It`s like this, you just got to get a grip man!

posted by howzy on 17-Aug-2007 17:59

Mmmm, Lunch

posted by clay1905 on 17-Aug-2007 18:31

And they said it would go straight to my hips!

posted by bacoo10 on 17-Aug-2007 18:36

Oh Brad, you taste so good...

posted by hndesign on 17-Aug-2007 20:30

Man what are those drag queens on about - No nipping and tucking 'ere!!

posted by budgetboi on 17-Aug-2007 20:54

I should not have orderd two...there are no pockets in thes things!!!

posted by RoLo on 18-Aug-2007 0:25

Hanging, Hot and Hungry. Want a taste ???

posted by byron781 on 18-Aug-2007 1:05

"hmm! i think the butt plug slipped..."

posted by adelino on 18-Aug-2007 1:10

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