When I finish this orange I'll have my banana. Now where'd I put it?
posted by Smooch on 9-Aug-2007 9:30
Date: 9-Aug-2007
45 comments, 3000 views, last reply:23-Aug-2007 12:57
When I finish this orange I'll have my banana. Now where'd I put it?
posted by Smooch on 9-Aug-2007 9:30
Mattys scoopin and droopin.
posted by jim45y on 18-Aug-2007 2:21
"I told my tailor FAR LEFT"
posted by jw1122 on 18-Aug-2007 5:28
"at least I ain't playing bongos this time."
posted by kjalex on 18-Aug-2007 14:28
Something just keeps weighing me down. Oh, there you are!
posted by Timmo on 18-Aug-2007 16:03
OOPS! Hope no one notices....now where is the loo...
posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:13
where is my banana?
posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:14
something is beginning to smell...
posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:15
EAT MY SHORTS!!!!
posted by joosey on 19-Aug-2007 0:17
There's a Snake In Those Shorts!!
posted by smelhus on 19-Aug-2007 3:09
"eat me......pleeeeease!".......
posted by chriso4546 on 20-Aug-2007 9:09
What banana?
posted by gd on 20-Aug-2007 12:15
"Mate, as soon as I finish this here apple i'm goin to fuck your brains out!"
posted by sonnyspoon on 20-Aug-2007 14:02
"man its's great to sit and take the load off my feet"
posted by stoobie on 20-Aug-2007 20:19
I love the feel of cold brick on my hot ass!
posted by rattler on 21-Aug-2007 0:09
Thats IT!...My Left, Your Right!
or
"We call'em Texas Longhorns" (Give Matthew an "Ada' Boy"..Remember he's a Texas Boy!)
posted by John on 21-Aug-2007 0:49
I like my greens with a little extra dressing on the side, please.
posted by yycbg1 on 21-Aug-2007 2:37
Hang Ten, Matt - at least!
posted by cinemattla on 22-Aug-2007 9:48
Need some heavy duty re-enforced there, don't you Matt?
posted by davidff on 23-Aug-2007 6:07
Now that's a rather big battering ram you've got there Mate, ain't it?
posted by davidff on 23-Aug-2007 6:09
AND THE WINNER IS ...
We've despatched a prize from the DNA Vault to the writer of the above caption, well done!
posted by D N A on 23-Aug-2007 12:57
If I swallow my orange whole.....
posted by Ollie on 9-Aug-2007 10:25
He's so... man
posted by terrasouza on 9-Aug-2007 10:35
I really should find a better place to put my coin pouch!
posted by duff on 9-Aug-2007 10:55
"Wink"... Brussel Sprouts, Nah, fuit is way better!!!
posted by ruprect on 9-Aug-2007 18:32
He's been called crazy, but now we can clearly see Matthew McConaughey's nuts!
posted by Smooch on 9-Aug-2007 20:52
Matthew shows he's big banana in Queensland!!!
posted by AJSymons on 9-Aug-2007 21:49
At last...found a place to keep the gerbils warm!!
posted by trevster on 10-Aug-2007 7:25
Boys on the Side!
posted by Meek on 10-Aug-2007 8:22
Matty's just hanging out with the guys! Or should that be hanging LOW?
posted on 10-Aug-2007 9:03
Looks like this 'camel toe' ..uh...slipped.
posted by xxrod on 10-Aug-2007 12:38
Now we now why Penelope Cruz's smile is so wide.
posted by Joey29 on 10-Aug-2007 22:11
NOW where did I put my cellphone?
posted by frank on 11-Aug-2007 17:51
munch a bunch
posted by boredwell on 11-Aug-2007 20:17
Now thats fruit in your mouth!
posted by boybob85 on 14-Aug-2007 4:13
Come and rub it.
posted by MelbournianLouie on 17-Aug-2007 12:28
Where's the meat in this thing ?
posted by mbj on 17-Aug-2007 16:55
It`s like this, you just got to get a grip man!
posted by howzy on 17-Aug-2007 17:59
Mmmm, Lunch
posted by clay1905 on 17-Aug-2007 18:31
And they said it would go straight to my hips!
posted by bacoo10 on 17-Aug-2007 18:36
Oh Brad, you taste so good...
posted by hndesign on 17-Aug-2007 20:30
Man what are those drag queens on about - No nipping and tucking 'ere!!
posted by budgetboi on 17-Aug-2007 20:54
I should not have orderd two...there are no pockets in thes things!!!
posted by RoLo on 18-Aug-2007 0:25
Hanging, Hot and Hungry. Want a taste ???
posted by byron781 on 18-Aug-2007 1:05
"hmm! i think the butt plug slipped..."
posted by adelino on 18-Aug-2007 1:10